transsnake:

septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

「tfw」の じえっふ

faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

(Source: xyct)

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

MY LAST BINDER POST ISN’T THE MOST POPULAR POST ANYMORE.

I have become famous among my co-workers for breaking a pickle jar that fell from the lowest shelf on the aisle. No one even knows that I barely even touched it.

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

image

this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

(Source: teenytomlin)

stridering:

My friend just said “oh my god, Act 5 is long as fuck” and I said “Yeah, but the trolls are cool” and he looked at me weird and I realized HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMLET AND NOW THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING