jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

(Source: grandpaharleys)

betachiaki:

i’m smart but i’m really fucking stupid

thesexiestoffenders:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

I’m going to do this now. SUMMER WILL NEVER LOOK SO GOOD LOL

~Sticky

raindrop-on-the-window:

ERIE ~ Harada Sanosuke (Hakuouki)

(Source: yosukesheadphones)

claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

(Source: basedgosh)

papermoon2:

進撃の非常口の人　by　 八逆

”attack on emergency exit guy”

zikzins:

masasexual:

I thought I’d give google voice recognition a try

HUGO DIARRHEA

Just a sunny rainy day.

On tuesday at the mall at fucking gamestop i totally fucking caved and like snatched up the limited edition DMC Collection 1-3 

ah bad. i won’t have a PS3 when i move out. dumb move. and then i went to the other gamestop in the same mall and found DMC for the PS2 all this heart break. hahaha

the-11-doctor:

hatteress:

lierdumoa:

I know you wanted this on your dash.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

if you listen you can hear it when it lands

(Source: toxicgrin)

I’m sorry for being an obnoxious and annoying friend.

But at least I’m cute.

g1ados:

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by lemo on tegaki

I’m convinced that I may have punched myself in the face while sleeping.